This is the best thing I have ever seen!!
IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.
The man with metal blood.
Eric Virkeliglangtnavn of Norway is unique among the seven billion people on Earth: He likes Nickelback. No but seriously, he has fucking METAL BLOOD.
In normal blood, hemoglobin bonds with oxygen to carry it to cells. In Eric’s bloodstream however, hemoglobin is not present. Oxygen in his blood cells is instead carried by Gallium, which forms an identical bond. Scientists remain uncertain how Mr. Virkeliglangtnavn contracted the condition, but some theroize that his mother listened to Darkthrone while pregnant.
This is a picture of mercury flowing out of someone’s hand. Five seconds of Google people. Five fucking seconds.
The URL is literally facts I just made up did u even really have to google that
I smell trouble brewing
Reformation 2: The Aliening
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
worth sixteen seconds. simply amazing
There he goes
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Bless you, that’s very kind. Thank you! :)
Thank you! Very kind!
You are not significant any more in the United Kingdom
Laws dictate I was able to do fucking everything three years ago.
Fuck you, 21. Why are you so fucking special? Dick.