trustthapo said: you look ready to kick somebody’s teeth in with those boots

AIN’T NOBODY’S TEETH GOOD ENOUGH TO TOUCH MY DOCS.

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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just-for-grins:

The awkward moment when you realize a cat takes better selfies than you … 

just-for-grins:

The awkward moment when you realize a cat takes better selfies than you … 

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

I got sad.

Then I was like ‘fuck you, Chicken Little, go fucking fry you incompetent mess.

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you